Vend-o-Mat Burger
I am an American, and when I get hungry I want to eat something American.
I walk down a hall in the American building I work in, to the vend-o-mat machine. (What war was this magnificent technology a product of?)
Only $1.75 and a 1-minute microwave ride.
Viola! America on a paper plate! A beautiful bacon cheeseburger, don't forget the ketchup packets.
